Hey remember that one time our friend's crazy uncle sent us to Liechtenstein to fight monsters and I got turned into a vampire? Good times good times! It's a good thing that they didn't have tiny nukes back them, otherwise there may have actually been consequences for taking an entire airport hostage.
Or that time while we were in the airport when the vampire burst into the room, and starting giving that monologue about how we were all going to die that he had likely spent hours preparing, only for us all to shoot him point blank mid-sentence?
Hey remember that one time our friend's crazy uncle sent us to Liechtenstein to fight monsters and I got turned into a vampire? Good times good times! It's a good thing that they didn't have tiny nukes back them, otherwise there may have actually been consequences for taking an entire airport hostage.
ReplyDeleteOr that time while we were in the airport when the vampire burst into the room, and starting giving that monologue about how we were all going to die that he had likely spent hours preparing, only for us all to shoot him point blank mid-sentence?
ReplyDeleteOr that one time we all remembered the Alamo?
ReplyDeleteHours is an exaggeration. He's just given that particular speech several times, though never before in an airport.
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